I will now introduce you to Boxy the Snowman
I made this tonight. At work. It was late. Also, quite frankly, the refrigerators were just asking for it. Some suggested lyrics for the inevitable Christmas carol:
Boxy the Snowman
Was a jolly happy stack of soulless office equipment
With a pipe I’ve yet to make and an orange highlighter nose
And two perfectly round eyes drawn with a coffee mug
That’s just a start, obviously. Please feel free to add your own verses in the comments, or even just in your heart, as the spirit of Boxy the Snowman infects you this holiday season. Like a virus.