Please review the fantasy soccer league lineup of a complete moron
By William M. Hartnett on Aug 13, 2008 in sports
The moron being me, of course, as I have no idea what I’m doing. Feedback welcome, soccer fans. (Or korfball, as it’s known in England, whose league we’re borrowing.) Selected following no research at all, not even to confirm that they are, in fact, living soccer players, here’s the starting 11 for the Jupiter Wankers of the Cox Premier League:
Goalkeeper: Edwin van der Sar
Defenders: Kolo Touré, Glen Johnson, Mikaël Silvestre, Joseph Yobo
Midfielders: Ashley Young, Simon Davies, David Bentley, Steven Gerrard
Forwards: Roque Santa Cruz, Yakubu
Christian | Aug 14, 2008 | Reply
Know that you are not alone in “I’m not sure what the hell I’m doing” league. I’ll post my lineup, too.