More Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros: HBO version lyrics
By William M. Hartnett on Jul 20, 2007 in television, video
I see from the keyword referrals that some folks are winding up at my Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros video post while searching for the lyrics to this amazingly brilliant, gritty urban rap by Flight of the Conchords. I don’t know what kind of nutty search engine algorithm was responsible for leading you to my post instead of the actual lyrics, but, if you’re here anyway, I might as well give them to you. From the version featured on the HBO show:
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are phat and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’
shmawshome | Aug 31, 2007 | Reply
WHOS THE MOTHAFLIPPIN’
William M. Hartnett | Sep 1, 2007 | Reply
You’re the motherflippin’, clearly.
ash | Sep 25, 2007 | Reply
WRONG!
William M. Hartnett | Sep 25, 2007 | Reply
What, the lyrics are wrong? What bit’s off, bearing in mind this is supposed to be the words specifically to the version performed on the HBO show?
Sean | Nov 5, 2007 | Reply
I’m such a bitch for the Conchords.
Hiphopopotamus | Nov 24, 2007 | Reply
Nothing is wrong they are just the kind of people who like o start fights. Anyways, thanks for putting this on here because I was really wondering what the words where
crystalchaos | May 12, 2008 | Reply
your missing the verse after “They call me the Hiphopopotamus. My lyrics are bottomless”
it goes
Sometimes my rhymes are polite, like
“Thank you for dinner, Ms. Write that was delicious, good night.”
Sometimes, they’re obscene
Like a pornographic dream NC-17
with ladies in a stream of margarine
Hahahaha, yeah
some margarine
ME | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
its ver delicious not just delicious
ME | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
I meant to write very not ver
Jeff | Aug 9, 2008 | Reply
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again.
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
B Rad | Aug 14, 2008 | Reply
Thanks to Will for posting these lyrics, and yes, off the actual HBO broadcast these lyrics are dead on- granted on the album they do add a verse, but he wasn’t talking about the album, now was he? I didn’t think so….
B Rad | Aug 14, 2008 | Reply
and if you really wanna split hairs over this I can one up you actually…there’s five ha’s at the end of the verse that you said he missed, and you only put four there…perfection isn’t your strong suit, is it?
William M. Hartnett | Aug 14, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the comments, @B Rad.
ariell | Sep 11, 2008 | Reply
okay after
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless….
and hes quiet for a few seconds, the otheer guy says some shyt, and its not there!
i cant find it :/
William M. Hartnett | Sep 11, 2008 | Reply
@ariell Sorry, but these are the lyrics from the specific version featured on the HBO show. Don’t think there was anything said during the interval in that one.
MS.TONI-N-DOODOOBROWN | Oct 7, 2008 | Reply
THAT WAS SOME GOOD CLEVER SHIT KEEP IT COMIMG!