This is a totally awesome picture of the only vehicle and type of behavior fit for a true American patriot
By William M. Hartnett on Jun 8, 2008 in oddities, pics
To be fair, it was outside a Wal-Mart. An old Wal-Mart, at that, not even a Wal-Mart Supercenter, or Classy Wal-Mart, as I like to call it. The extra chrome and trailer hitch skull with light-up eyes let you know right away that the driver of this Hummer H2 is a totally awesome dude who avidly follows professional wrestling. The use of two parking spaces confirms that he also is a true American patriot who no doubt supports the troops. I suspect he also has No Fear of nuthin’.
Notice that the driver of the Ford F-250 to the right, a vehicle only 1.3 inches narrower than the Hummer, managed not only to fit into a single space, but to back in, as well. Not only is this totally un-awesome behavior, it also reflects a dangerous unsupportiveness of the troops. Not cool, dude.
Nancy Kuhns | Jun 9, 2008 | Reply
Hilarious — this made picture and your comment made my day — although it also makes me cringe at being an “American”.