Had a little traffic bump at the end of the year, but I’m busy watching football and honestly just can’t be bothered to check why. On to the December stats, from Google Analytics and FeedBurner. Lifetime stats start Feb. 13, 2007.

TOP 10 POSTS

1. More Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros: HBO version lyrics (July 20, 2007)
2. Bird’s eye view party at my house; No one’s invited (Dec. 30, 2007)
3. Deciding our own fate: Newspapers must approach outsourcing intelligently to innovate and survive (Nov. 28, 2007)
4. Paper View Monday: Knoxville News Sentinel (Dec. 24, 2007)
5. The Great Hartnett 2007 Retrospective Spectacular and 5K Fun Run! (Dec. 22, 2007)
6. Best video of all 51 of Tim Tebow’s touchdowns I’ve ever posted (Dec. 4, 2007)
7. Bad newspaper writing hurts my brain, like (insert indecipherable description of something else that may or may not hurt one’s brain here) (Dec. 2, 2007)
8. Journalists DO need to know computer programming (June 6, 2007)
9. How to make a good impression at your newspaper internship (June 8, 2007)
10. Yet another batch of newspaper buildings in Google Maps Street View (Dec. 11, 2007)

TRAFFIC SUMMARY

• 1,853 visits (13,164 lifetime)
• 1,588 unique visitors (9,377 lifetime)
• 3,430 page views (32,386 lifetime)
• 1.85 average page views (2.46 lifetime)
• 1:27 average time on site (2:58 lifetime)
• 74.69% bounce rate (66.32% lifetime)
• 83.27% new visits (71.19% lifetime)

FEED SUBSCRIPTION SUMMARY

• 55 minimum (5 lifetime)
• 77 maximum (77 lifetime)
• 65 mean (39 lifetime)
• 64 median (37 lifetime)
• 64 mode (22 lifetime)

BROWSERS

• Internet Explorer: 945 visits, 51.00% (39.54% lifetime)
  • 59.26% IE 7
  • 40.63% IE 6
  • 0.11% IE 5.01
• Firefox: 755 visits, 40.74% (51.25% lifetime)
  • 93.15% FF 2 and above
  • 6.21% FF 1.5 and below
  • 0.64 FF 3
• Safari: 125 visits, 6.75% (7.13% lifetime)
• Opera: 14 visits, 0.76% (0.81% lifetime)
• Mozilla: 9 visits, 0.49% (1.08% lifetime)
• Camino: 3 visits, 0.16% (0.30% lifetime)
• Netscape: 2 visits, 0.11% (0.58% lifetime)

OPERATING SYSTEMS

• Windows: 1,571 visits, 84.78% (81.45% lifetime)
  • 80.71% XP
  • 11.78% Vista
  • 3.63% Server 2003
  • 2.93% 2000
  • 0.83% 98
  • 0.06% CE
  • 0.06% ME
• Mac: 265 visits, 14.30% (16.89% lifetime)
  • 52.08% PowerPC
  • 47.92% Intel
• Linux: 10 visits, 0.54% (1.32% lifetime)
• Unknown: 7 visits, 0.38% (0.30% lifetime)

TOP 5 SCREEN RESOLUTIONS

• 1024 x 768: 641 visits, 34.59% (32.40% lifetime)
• 1280 x 1024: 382 visits, 20.62% (28.93% lifetime)
• 1280 x 800: 280 visits, 15.11% (12.27% lifetime)
• 1440 x 900: 163 visits, 8.80% (6.27% lifetime)
• 1680 x 1050: 76 visits, 4.10% (3.90% lifetime)

(totally subjective) TOP 10 ACTUAL SEARCH STRINGS

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• now is the time in sprockets we dance
• lolcode in ur nut
• lazy interns
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• cat newspaper not good with computer
• bestest resume
• “shevchenko nude”
• monkey soccer