Visits up, page views down, and more than 200 people across the globe now aware of the lyrics to Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros. So says Google Analytics for the month that was July. Not bad considering the Internet-free lull following our move at the beginning of the month. “Lifetime” stats start on Feb. 13, 2007.

TOP 10 POSTS

1. More Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros: HBO version lyrics (July 20)
2. Don’t let it go without saying: Reporting skill still matters, always will (July 15)
3. Computer-assisted reporting jobs for everyone! (July 24)
4. Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (July 18)
5. Aerial imagery in Google Maps: Third best in Palm Beach County and Treasure Coast (July 9)
6. How to make a good impression at your newspaper internship (June 8 )
7. Obligatory post regarding the new design (July 28)
8. A one-off link roundup: 787, ties, blog design, PS3 prices, social networks, cat crack, over-40 pole dancing (July 9)
9. Latest YouTube find: Stupidly fast cars with a heavy dose of Futura (July 25)
10. Job opening: Get your radio on in West Palm beach (July 30)

SUMMARY

• 966 visits (4,557 lifetime)
• 665 unique visits (2,576 lifetime)
• 2,981 page views (15,908 lifetime)
• 3.09 average page views (3.49 lifetime)
• 3:35 average time on site (5:15 lifetime)
• 59.73% bounce rate (55.23% lifetime)
• 66.36% new visits (56.20% lifetime)

BROWSERS

• Firefox: 547 visits, 56.6% (62.9% lifetime)
  • 93.2% FF 2 and above
  • 6.8% FF 1.5 and below
• Internet Explorer: 325 visit, 33.6% (28.5% lifetime)
  • 52.9% IE 6
  • 46.8% IE 7
  • 0.3% IE 5.5
• Safari: 80 visits, 8.3% (6.5% lifetime)
• Opera: 5 visits, 0.5% (0.5% lifetime)
• Camino: 4 visits, 0.4% (0.4% lifetime)
• Netscape: 4 visits, 0.4% (1.1% lifetime)
• Mozilla: 1 visit, 0.1% (0.2% lifetime)

OPERATING SYSTEMS

• Windows: 768 visits, 79.5% (78.3% lifetime)
  • 82.0% XP
  • 8.3% Server 2003
  • 5.3% Vista
  • 3.5% 2000
  • 0.7% 98
  • 0.1% NT
• Mac: 188 visits, 19.5% (19.3% lifetime)
  • 52.7% PowerPC
  • 47.3% Intel
• Linux: 8 visits, 0.8% (2.1% lifetime)
• Unknown: 2 visits, 0.2% (0.3% lifetime)

TOP 5 SCREEN RESOLUTIONS

• 1280 x 1024: 306 visit, 31.7% (37.7% lifetime)
• 1024 x 768: 300 visits, 31.1% (28.1% lifetime)
• 1280 x 800: 122 visits, 12.6% (8.6% lifetime)
• 1440 x 900: 53 visits, 5.5% (5.1% lifetime)
• 1280 x 854: 31 visits, 3.2% (4.0% lifetime)

(totally subjective) TOP 10 ACTUAL SEARCH STRINGS

• they call me the rhymenoceros i was raised by a rhino and rapper that dated
• spiderpig lyrics
• motherflippin lyrics
• kangaroo skinning
• if you roll with me you don’t get laid
• i hate volkswagen
• how to make a good resume skills photos
• donks
• cue the tumbleweed
• cat overuse