USA beats Brazil 2-1 at Under-20 World Cup … Wait, WTF?
> U.S. Under-20 Men Win Group D With 2-1 Victory Against Brazil at FIFA Under-20 World Cup (ussoccer.com)
> Altidore scores twice as U.S. shocks Brazil 2-1 to top Group D (AP via IHT)
Whoa. Can we just fast-forward to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, or, better yet, the 2014 competition right now to see kids like Jozy Altidore, Freddy Adu and Danny Szetela tearing it up in the prime of their hopefully stellar careers?
(For our American readers who might be feeling a bit lost, this post was about soccer, or “two-man luge” as it’s known throughout the rest of the world.)