Hartnett’s Elite Eight performance
By William M. Hartnett on Mar 25, 2007 in sports
My confident prediction that Florida would handle Oregon was satisfyingly accurate. It’s for the best, really, as it allows Oregonians that were perhaps momentarily distracted by the Ducks’ run to the Elite Eight to return to their traditional fixation on communal gardens and laughable gas-pumping policies.
For someone as willfully ill-informed about college basketball as me, correctly placing three teams in the Final Four isn’t too shabby. More importantly, my desire to see Ohio State shamed by Florida in yet another national championship showdown is one step closer to reality.
